Confessional

The Confessional is a location in Total Drama Colors where the contestants this season can reveal their personal thoughts on certain matters, like their opinions on what occurred to them in the most recent episode, how they feel about certain cast members, and even their thoughts on any RPs they may have been in. Unless brought up by Chris, the confessionals occur in complete secrecy.

Total Drama Colors
The Confessional this season takes the appearance of a bright blue porta-potty on the edge of the parking lot where the contestants arrived. Over the course of the show, the Porta-potty slowly but surely gets more and more damaged and ruined, not limited to a glitter storm, a flurry of spiders, and being punched numerous times. The Confessional itself is small and cramped, just barely big enough for some of the larger contestants this season.

White Elephant Part 1
The following confessionals took place after White Elephant Part 1:

Confessional - Ashley
Ashley walked into the confessional and sat down, flashing the camera a smirk. “This season is exactly what I was expecting. A bunch of pushovers and weirdos. Well, I guess that’s what you should expect from Total Drama.” The girl shrugged her shoulders, showing how low her expectations had been. “I shouldn’t have any trouble getting my team to do what I want. We’ve got the freaky ’90s chick, the shy one, that guy who’s pretty much as blind as the blind girl, and the tiny kid. No real competition for me, which is good. I’ll have to get some of them into an alliance though, unfortunately. Probably the girls, females are usually more emotional, but any of them will work just as well as another.” Ashley stood up, ready to make her departure. “Time to go put on Chris’ ‘show clothes’ and meet him at the summer mountain. I just can’t wait.” Ashley’s face showed just how excited she was, which was not at all. With that, the girl headed out of the confessional, her cold green eyes flashing at the camera before she disappeared from sight.

Confessional: Dennis
"Heheheheheh~" Dennis giggled as he sat in the confessional, "So this is where it begins, huh? My teammates seem decent too, so,  man.  Ry’s like the only one who doesn’t find me obnoxious  yet, so  that’s  duly noted.~ Kiki seems really hard-knock and T seems really chill, so they’ll probably be a challenge to mess with…  And I love challenges, heheheheh~”

He then shrugged, “No opinion on that Lavender chick yet, though— and will these stupid fake spiders stay in my damn pocket already?!” All through his confessional, the stuff in his pocket was leaking out. Suddenly, with one last burst, all of his pranking memorabillia landed on the confessional floor.

"…I ain’t cleaning that up, got it?" he turned to the camera.

Confessional - Ry
Ry slowly opened the door and retched at the smell a bit before sitting down. “Well, my first confessional here, huh? Want to hear my confessions right now? I hate this place so far… He scowled at the camera and took a few moments to control his features. “Okay, I just…don’t know what to say about my team…” He took a few moments to control his features, feeling a little regretful of this so far. He stood up and put his hand slowly against the handle leading out. “I think we’re better off than the team with the magician, though… Chris will likely make it harder on her team for sure… Maybe my team isn’t so bad when I think about it like that…” He paused, tiny eyebrows knitting together. “F***… I really need to go draw…”

Confessional - The Baroness
The Baroness strolled into the port-o-potty turned confessional with a scallywag’s swaggar and plunked herself onto the seat. “Me n’ me hands ‘r gunna blow these lubbers outta the water!” She boasted to herself cheerfully and proudly. “They other teams ‘er gonna be dancin’ wit’ Jack Ketch fer they know it!” The Baroness stoop up to shout. Realizing the camera couldn’t see her face, she quickly sat back down, closed her eyes, and smiled. “I best make friends wit’ me own hands! If I don’t befriend ‘em chances are they’ll shant not pull their weight…..n’ that’ll make me more furious than a dolphin being shooed outta me ship!” The pirate lady said as she clenched her fists and become slightly more agitated. Realizing her fiery temper was getting the better of her, she got herself together. “I best be puttin’ on these…OH SINK ME these bloody garments are atrocious lookin’!” She started to complain as she held up the pair of clothes Chris had given her. The Baroness looked at them with disgust before looking up at her do-rag. “‘Least I get to keep me do-rag…..” The Pirate Lady then pouted, trying to change the subject to a lighter note. She quickly departed from the confessional.

Benny’s Confessional
Benny sat down in the confessional, taking off his sunglasses and sticking them on top of his head.

"Okay." He clasps his hands together and rubs them nervously. "Penny for thoughts, most of my team is…energetic. Selene is..loud. B-But that’s good! If she’s always shouting, I’ll stay awake more. The Baroness is really into pirates. Maybe she’s good at leading? I just hope that she doesn’t go overboard….no pun intended. I haven’t exactly talked to Derby or Bailey, but they seem like nice people. As for Alexandria…I don’t really know what to think of her? I’ve never had good luck with magicians, they’re always trying to saw me in half and throw pigeons at my face."

Benny stands up and stretches his arms before waving goodbye to the camera. After today’s challenge, if he didn’t get kicked off, he’d go look for a quiet place to nap.

Matt’s Confessional
Matt looked around the confessional in disgust “Really?! We’re confessing in this dump, and while we’re on the subject, who took a dump in here?” he asked rhetorically, holding his noes and waving his hand around, to prevent himself from suffocating. “My team is a bunch of wildcards! I have no idea what to expect competing with them…”

He cut himself off and got up “I can’t take that stench, who’s lazy dumb a** idea was it to use a godd*mn port-a-potty?!” he muttered as he walked out of the confessional.

Mallory Confessional
Mallory flopped into her seat on the confessional, grinning from ear to ear. “So stoked to be here! I can tell that my team’s gonna be THE BOMB!” She made a fake explosion with her hands for emphasis. “Everyone seemed to stare at me though…wonder why.” She shrugged her tattooed shoulders as if to say I don’t care. She shifted a bit. “I hope to do my very best! Also, hi Uncle Illia!! You’re watching this, right? Well if you aren’t watching this, then YOU SHOULD WATCH IT!” She grinned even wider and stood up. “I hope that I’ll be able to stay in the game long enough to kick ass and be awesome! Hi-YA!” She pretended to karate kick the air, but ended up falling over. Her foot dangled in the air, her pants slipping down to reveal a tattooed ankle. “That was awesome!” Mallory cried.

Confessional - Mika
Mika swaggered into the confessional and plopped herself down on the toilet lid. “So, this is it. This is my shot at the big mil.” She took out her pocket knife and started mindlessly carving into the wall as she spoke.

"I ain’t too thrilled about the whole costume change, but I’ll live with it. My team however… they seem pretty alright. What? We have the blind chick — who shouldn’t really be a setback so long as he can handle herself — some plain lookin’ guy who don’t seem that special yet, some girl with f***ing anime-type hair, and the chick with the tats who I reckon likes bombs. At least we don’t have any real nut-jobs like that wannabe magician. This challenge should be a sinch." She shrugged slightly before adding a vague, "Go polar bears," stuffing her pocket knife back in her shorts, and hauling herself off the seat to leave the confessional.

Bailey confessional
Bailey happily bolted into the, fairly disgusitng, confessional with a joyful shout. She quickly sat down, unable to hide the excitement on her face. “Hey guys!! Not sure what to say to be honest, but being here so far is pretty cool!” After her first statement she smirked, crossing her arms seeming quite proud all of a sudden. “Did you see everyone run over to me after that amazing stunt I just pulled?! They must have been pretty mesmerized by my stunt skills if they ran over that fast.” Bailey laughed, obviously ignorant that they were just making sure that she didn’t break a leg. “Anyways, my teams pretty alright. All of the chicks seems pretty damn rad…what were their names again?..” She laughed awkwardly rubbing the back of her head, at her failure to remember any of their names. “Oh well I’ll figure out who they are later I guess! See you nerds later!”, and with that statement bailey jumped up from her seat and hastily ran out eager to make friends with her new formed team.

Confessional - Arizona
Arizona faced the camera, her nose pinched between her thumb and forefinger. “I’ve never had a moment where I wished my sense of smell wasn’t so strong, but I’ve finally met my match.” She released her nose and smiled softly. “Anyway, I’m so glad to be here. I have a feeling everyone on my team…might not want me on their team.” She suddenly frowned before smiling happily again. “But hey I’m sure things will be better!” She clapped her hands together. “Besides, I;m sure nothing can be as bad as what happened back home…right?” She exchanged her happy smile for a quizzical look.

Confessional- Gaile
Gaile skipped into the confessional humming happily to herself. She then plopped down on the seat of the port a potty with a cheerful grin on her face. However, that didn’t last long when the smell finally hit her.

"WOAH BABY!" Gaile cried and clapped a hand over her nose. She blinked away the tears that were forming in her green eyes from the odor.

"It smells really rank in here, yo. But I am still so psyched to be here! I’m finally on Total Drama! I can’t wait to get to know all the cool dudes and dudettes here! My team look pretty rad too. I bet they’ll be totally worthy teammates and we are gonna kick serious butt! Jill seems a bit shy but I bet that can be fixed when we get to know her. And  that Ashley chick seems really friendly!  I just can’t wait to actually  start competing in challenges with them!" she cried out excitedly.

Confessional - Derby
The brunette carefully closed the lid to the port-o-potty, sitting down gingerly. “This is.. somewhat repulsive.” He pulled his bag onto his lap, hugging it happily as he leaned forward. “It’s so amazing to finally be here! I’m thrilled to be competing with such interesting peers~! And my team, some of the best!” His excitement grew as he continued. “Like The Baroness, and Selene, and Alexandria! Of course, Benny and Bailey seem interesting, too, but.. I’m on the same team as  a pirate!! How cool is that!?” He laughed joyfully. “This season will be magnificent, I can already tell~!”

Todd’s confessional.
Todd swung open the confessional door, a wave of a horrid smell flooded out. “This is nasty,” he said while he sat down.

"So hey guys, I’m Todd apart of the one and only Pin-Stripe Parrots, we’ve got uhhhh, this one girl who actually looks kinda mean, the 90’s chick," he checked his team mates off on his fingers as he went, "miss shy and that kid with the camera, seem like an all right bunch. Not sure about a couple of the other contestants though, like when I thought- "he laughed loudly,while still talking, "turned out it wasn’t Chris, ahhh yep, not my best move but you know, head up and roll with it. Oh, I  also noticed this season seems to be lacking in males, not that I’m complaining or anything." He winked at the camera and left the confessional quickly.

Lavender’s Confessional
Lavender opens the door of the port-o-potty and gets in, and then closes the door. “This is so gross.” Lavender comments. I’m so glad that I brought some disinfecting wipes.” She says as she wiped down the seat. She slowly sits on it, still grossed out. “Chris put me on the cutest sounding team!” Lavender squeals. “The Plaid Pandas!!!!” “As for my teammates, T has the most adorable sweatshirt!” Lavender gushes. “T totally has to tell me where to get one! I think T will be useful in figuring out a plan for the team.” Lavender lifts up a second finger, indicating a new person. “Kiki seems tough, I think she is capable for the physical challenges.” She informs, while lifting up a third finger. “I think Ry and I use the same red hair dye!” Lavender jokes. “He seemed a bit distant from me when I greeted the team, maybe he was just so over powered by my good looks!” Lavender chuckles, while lifting up a fourth finger. “Speaking of my good looks, I wonder how long it will take for Ry and Dennis to fall for me? An hour or so? I already got Matt and Chris fumbling over their words because of me, so it shouldn’t take that long.” Lavender looks at the door, making sure it was closed. “My teammates, as well as the other contestants, can’t find out my true colors…yet.” She whispers. “I gotta act sweet, and see who’s expendable, once I find out who, I have to take them down.” After her long speech, Lavender realizes how long she has been in the confessional. “Guess I should put on the outfit Chris gave us.” Lavender quickly states. “I can’t get voted off on the first day!” Lavender quickly waves to the camera goodbye and dashes out of the port-o-potty.

Alice’s Confessional
Alice sauntered into the confined, and rather unsanitary, confessional. Her confident disposition immediately turned to one of complete disgust as she coughed and covered her nose and mouth. ”Oh god, what’s that smell?” she said, with a horrified look on her face. ”Ugh, anyway, where was I?”  She pondered her words for a second. ”Oh yeah, I know! Being on the Paisley Polar Bears team SURPRISINGLY doesn’t bother me. I mean, it would have been better to get put on a team like the Polka-dot Penguins; a team where people are more… How should I put it… Unique, I guess? Diverse? Having a wide range of talents? Who knows, maybe having a somewhat normal team could work to our advantage. Oh well, for now, I just need to keep my chin up and hope for the best.”  Being content with her confession, she whistled a tune as she stepped back out into the fresh air.

Ry’s Confessional (In response to RP with The Baroness)
Ry slowly entered into the confessional, sat down, and tapped his pen against the front cover of his book, deep in thought, and looked at the camera calmly. There was a hint of hurt in his features but he played it off as nothing. “I drew something today.. It’s the rain falling on a single sword…but the sword is already in the ocean, drowning and rusting itself. Maybe my talk with the Baroness helped inspire it. I forgot how it feels to be…vulnerable.” He shuddered and shook his head. “It feels like the paranoia of a homeless man, thinking the CIA was always stalking him.” He sighed loudly, snapping his sketchbook shut. “The people here are…oddly accepting of a freak like me. Haha, I wonder what they’ll say when they figure out my inner most thoughts, secrets, and past?” He looked at the cover of his sketchbook before leaving the confessional.

The Baroness’ Confessional (In response to RP with Ry)
The Baroness waltz her way into the Porta-potty turned confessional and plunked herself down on the seat like a cannonball in the water. “Arrr, I really wish that Ry fellah’ ‘uld embrace o’ he truly is insteada’ mopin’ around all bloody day; seriously mateys, if e’d just belay ‘is bilgetalk about his team tryin’a make ‘em kiss the gunner’s daughter e’d could do wonderful things wit’ is life, just like I did me own!” The Pirate sighed quietly. “Oh well, suppose ye can’t change the cannonballs of a broken cannon……” She then said as she got up and walked her way out of the confessional, being careful to not hit her head on the side of it.

Ry Confessional (In response to RP with Benny)
Ry sat in the confessional, eyes widened, and hands around his neck with shock spread out across his features. He sat there in silence, not moving, like a statue, and after a few seconds blinked his eyes. He swallowed and sighed shakily, blinking several more times. “I can’t believe Chris would BUILD something to strangle a const—What the hell am I saying? Of course he would build something to strangle one of his contestants…or both. I’m actually offended that I didn’t get to see Benny being strangled instead of me.” Removing his hands from his neck, he revealed a large bruise in the shape of a hand with slightly rubbed off concealer. “I need to use that damn waterproof concealer… Anyway, I thought I was literally going to die in the hands of a robot designed by a baka!” He pulled out a bottle of concealer and began to apply it to his neck. “It’d be humiliating to die before the first challenge after all… Next time, though, I hope it’s someone else being strangled instead of me! I’d much rather watch their life deplete from their features rather than my own. I can’t draw it unless there’s a mirror…and I don’t die in the process.”

Benny Confessional
"Ugh, I’m probably gonna get eliminated for sleeping!" Benny groaned and covered his face with his hands. "I mean, it doesn’t really matter if I get booted off, but I don’t wanna be the FIRST! I fell asleep because I thought my team would work together great! If I don’t get eliminated this round I promise I won’t sleep on the challenges anymore!" He sits quietly for a few minutes to remember what happened during the challenges.

"It’s only the first challenge and it’s already so crazy. I was almost used as a bobsled and uh…Selene….ate…. a squirrel……"

Confessional ~ Ashley
Ashley huffed into the confessional, sitting down with a nasty glare at the camera. “I hate Todd,” she blatantly started. and there was real loathing in her eyes. “And the rest of the team is so incompetent. At least they’re all a bunch of pushovers, but that’s not going to help us at all when we really need to get things done. We lost the first challenge. In my opinion, we aren’t off to a very strong start for this season. Hopefully I’ll be able to pull them all together, but it’s looking kind of doubtful. At least the odds of them eliminating me before the first merge aren’t very strong, since not many people on my team have strong personalities, to say the least.” With that, Ashley stood up and walked away, leaving an icy chill behind her.

Confessional ~ Alexandria
As Alexandria made her way into the confessional, her face still held an indignant expression. “The Amazing Alexandria is not at all pleased with her team! She made it to the bottom first. The Amazing Alexandria should have won! But no, the Amazing Alexandria’s team just couldn’t reach the finish line!!” Alexandria shook her head and sighed, somehow still not understanding that the whole thing was her fault. “The Amazing Alexandria forgives them, of course. But still, someone must go home. Of course, it won’t be her, for the Amazing Alexandria knows her team will recognize her efforts! Maybe that girl Bailey? Or the pirate? Neither of them contributed very much to the team.” Alexandria burrowed her forehead in deep thought, before getting up and waving at that camera as she exited in a shower of freshly packed sparkles. The viewer was left to stare at the empty wall and wonder how someone could possibly be so dense.

The Baroness Confessional
The Baroness was already sitting in the confessional and scowling angrily at the camera, clearly ticked off about something, or much rather, someone. She opened her mouth and spoke the word “That.” However, almost all of the rest of her confessional was censored out by a humongous censor bleep due to the Pirate unleashing her sailor mouth. Along the way of her rant, she pulled a somewhat rotten peach from one of her pockets, clearly having been found during the challenge, and smashed it against the side of the confessional wall. Anyone that could read lips would be able make out sentences such as. “I’ll keelhaul that fookin’ blaggard fer stealin’ me n’ me hands ship, n’ causin’ us ta’ fookin’ loose the first fookin’ challenge!”

Eventually the censor bleep ended with the Baroness deeply breathing from having ran out of breath from her rant. “At least Bailey n’ the rest of ‘em ‘er werkin’ hard!”

Mallory Confessional
"I helped my team!!!" Mallory yelled, throwing her hands into the air. "At first I was afraid that the challenge would be running or acrobatics and I would fooking ruin it with my clumsiness, but I helped! I totally wiped out the reds!" She smiled widely and stood. "I have a great feeling about this season!" She took one step to walk out of the confessional and she fell. "I’m awesome!"

Confessional: Dennis
Currently on the run from his, mostly infuriated, teammates, Dennis popped into the confessional and said, his emotional yet uncaring voice prattled on, “Hey, you gotta HAND it to me that my team didn’t lose. I mean, that’ll definitely make me HANDY to my team this time around! I mean, I AM ARMED and dangerous!”

He then stopped and looked at the camera, “Uh, to anyone who knows my personal record, I swear I don’t have a gun on me this time, for realsies.”

Ry Confessional
Ry entered the confessional, obviously glad to be out of the cold, still shivering and leaned back against the wall. He winced quickly and rubbed the side of his head, seeming to be the most pained part of his body. “I swear that Lavender and Dennis are the stupidest people I’ve ever had the displeasure of being on the same team with! I’ve been on teams with pea-brained jocks that weren’t as idiotic! We were ONE position from being LAST! Honestly, I don’t know who I’d rather see be sent home: the guy who focuses completely on being a complete idiot or the girl who can’t take a FUCKING hint that I am GAY!”

He threw his arms down, heaving his chest in annoyance. Raising his hands and sighing softly, he leaned his head back once more, wincing as it made contact with the back of the confessional wall. “I’m so glad we didn’t lose because of them… I would be calling Lavender much more than ‘childish’ had we lost. As for Dennis, I will. Burn. His. Pillow. While he sleeps… As for the other two members of my team…they’re not bad now… Ugh…”

His eyes slowly shut for a few moments, obviously reacting to the head injury. He was only awakened when a loud knock happened on the confessional, leading him to look at the camera one last time. “I hope there’s enough paint to keep me busy or I will end someone.”

—т ¢onfessional
—❝Ah, we got third place!❞ The teen exclaimed, clapping their hands together. ❝That’s rather good, I would think…❞ They said, lowering their voice a bit to have a calmer tone. ❝Yes, yes, it is quite good, wouldn’t you say…? Especially since our team.. ah, how do I put this… had a bit of trouble working together, I think that the place we got was rather decent!❞ After this sentence, they sat in silence for a moment or two, trying to remember what else they were going to say. ❝Now that we worked together once, and have gotten to know each others strengths and weaknesses a bit, I’m sure we’ll be able to come together and do much better in the future challenges!❞

Confessional Gaile
Gaile skipped happily into the confessional with a big smile on her face.

"I CAN’T BELIEVE WE GOT SECOND PLACE ON THE FIRST CHALLENGE. THAT IS SOOO RAD!" she cried out with her short arms out beside her.

"We were mad close to being first, but you know what. It’s just not our turn yet! It’ll come eventually! I just know it!" she exclaimed with a confident grin.

She then snuck a glance outside the confessional door to make sure no one was looking and reached her hand into her windbreaker pocket. She pulled out the cup she had found during the challenge and rubbed some of the dirt off from the trash pile it had been in.

"You all didn’t think I was gonna leave this behind, did ya dudes? AS IF! I don’t have this one yet!" she cried and held the cup up like it was a trophy.

"Oh and just as a side note. If Ashley ever calls me Abigaile again, just you wait and see what I’m gonna call her." she said a serious tone of voice but her same sweet grin.

Confessional - Derby
Derby entered the confessional with a sigh. “That was disastrous.” He began, shaking his head. “Absolutely, undeniably disastrous. I can’t believe we lost the first challenge. What a wonderful way to start the season off..” He took a deep breath as he rubbed his hands together, trying to shake off the pessimistic attitude. “On a better note, we worked together fairly well. At least, most of us did..” Derby gave a small smile to the camera. “Ah, well. I guess voting won’t be too hard.”

Arizona’s Confessional
Arizona beamed. “I did it! I used my senses and I did it!” She smiled happily and threw her arms in the air, accidentally hitting her cane into the wall, and breaking a hole in it. “This is so much better than the time my brother accidentally added juice mix to the cookies and I was the only one who noticed and my family got food poisoning the next day!” Zona smiled before she realized what she said. “Sorry, bro.” She shrugged.

Todd Confessional.
A loud groan was heard from outside the confessional before the door banged open, an angry Todd slammed it closed and sat down.

"Ew, will still need to get used to this." He let out a long sigh.

"So the challenge today went okay, but Ashley had to go and bump the other teams sled, that was totally unfair and not cool, at all. On the plus side the other team members are pretty nice, ‘specially ‘Kota, I think we could be pretty good friends, I gotta send him the picture from today when I get a signal again.”

Lavender’s Confessional
Lavender walked into the confessional, dripping wet with a scowl on her face. “I hate Dennis.” She coldly bites. “What is his freaking deal?!?! I’m pretty and popular! Why is he doing this to me?!?!” Lavender moved a stand of hair to keep it out of her face. “Another thing,” She continued. “Why didn’t Ry come to my rescue?!?! WHY ARENT THE TWO BOYS ON MY TEAM IN LOVE WITH ME YET?!?!?!?” She screamed, then laid her head in the palms of her hands. She lifted her head and breathed deeply to calm herself down. “T and Kiki seem cool though.” Lavender commented, a litter weaker than before. “There really helped me calm down after the first challenge. I’m happy we didn’t lose, but I need Dennis to get the hell out of here.” She looked at the soiled clothes in disgust. “I sure hope these clothes Chris is making us wear are machine washable.” Lavender commented. She then walked out of the confessional.

Bailey confessional
Bailey stomped into the confessional, with a look the mix of frustration and pure confusion. “How can anyone be this dense!” Bailey began yelling somewhat, she couldn’t stand what the “amazing” Alexandria had done. “I mean, sure Benny and Selene, didn’t really help all that much, but at least they didn’t steal our only way down so they could be a damn glory hog!” Bailey breathed a sigh of frustration. “Thank god for the pirate chick, and derby, or we would’ve been completely screwed. My thanks go to you two.” Bailey walked out of the confessional, only slightly more calm then when she entered.

Dakota Confessional
Dakota looked all around the confessional before smiling into the camera. “I’d say my team is off to a pretty good start!” He said in an optimistic tone, his feet unable to touch the floor of the confessional from where he sat so he just kicked them back and forth innocently as he spoke. “Second place isn’t bad at all! I hope everyone keeps getting along so well!” He said, a bit naive to the attitudes of his teammates. “I’m looking forward to the next challenge!”

Final Trick: White Elephant Part 3
The following confessionals took place after Final Trick: White Elephant part 3:

Lavender’s Confessional
Lavender walked into the confessional after The “Amazing” Alexandria’s elimination, green glitter still covering her. “You have GOT to be kidding me.” she mumbled, trying to brush off the green glitter from her clothing. “Well, she’s gone. Who saw that coming?” She sarcastically asked the camera. “I’m glad she’s gone, she was really annoying.” Lavender looked at her white bracelet. “Speaking of annoying,” She remarked. “Have I told you how much I dislike Dennis? Is this is way of showing his love for me? I seriously doubt it.” She looked down on her clothes, remembering the green glitter, “When I find the Polar Bear who attacked me with this” She looked up, rage in her brown eyes, “They will be sorry.”

Kiki’s Confessional
Kiki stumbled into the confessional in a shriek of laughter,covered head to toe in a glittery mess that would take days to clear up, huge grin plastered to her face as she shook herself much like a freshly washed pup might after being drenched in water. After taking a moment to collect herself she managed to continue on. ”As fun as that was, I’m not gonna lie, Dennis and Lav’s attitudes during the challenge were getting on my nerves, if you tried that shit during a raid or session back home they would have had their asses handed to them for stalling the operation.” She says, smile fading slightly and tone getting heavy with homesickness.”Plus the way Lav acted reminds me of my whiny ass aunt” she adds, interrupting her reminiscing long enough to display her disgust and irritated disappointment. “Shes lucky shes hot to be honest, can’t see anything else going for her” she states off handedly swatting her hair and unintentionally causing a cascade of brilliantly colored bits to onto the already covered floor, practically adding a gallon of the stuff to the clean up crews already shitty job of cleaning glitter. “Okay maybe this glittas a lil much….”

The Baroness Confessional
The Baroness smiled as she plopped herself in the confessional, half her body covered in glitter from a wand war going on outside. “Blimey! Thank god that traitorous wench be ‘liminated! Me ‘ands can get ta’ work n’ winnin’ da next time!” She shouted as she pumped her fist in the air, glitter shaking from her curly hair as it bounced. “Tis’ good ta’ feel like ye be makin’ progress, just hope the bloody blaggard don’t come back. If the lass does she’d be meetin’ her ropes end, that’s fer sure!” The Baroness then added in a more serious tone, anger still in her eyes from the “Amazing” Alexandria stealing her sled. She turned around and walked out of the confessional, brilliantly green glitter falling from her hair and upper torso like leaves during the fall.

Benben confessional
"I’m so relieved!" Benny sat down in the confessional looking content. "I guess it was kinda obvious Alexandria was gonna get the boot, but still! Starting now I gotta try harder! Gotta stop falling asleep and be more useful…" He yawned. "Okay, I need to really fix my sleep schedule.”

Alice’s Confessional
Alice walked into the confessional, picking bits of confetti and sparkles off of her hair and clothes. In her left hand was her wand, and she carried it as far away from herself and other objects as possible. ”Wow, I can’t believe that Alexandria girl is gone already…  Well actually, I guess it’s not all that surprising. I mean, she stole her own team’s sled. If anyone from MY team did that they would be gone!”  Bringing her fist down onto the toilet paper roll, she accidentally caused the wand to pop, spraying the glitter everywhere. She choked a second later, coughing out a little bit of the glitter. ”Ugh! How typical of Chris to give us something so cheap!”  With a huff, she once again started combing the glitter off of herself and attempted to regain her composure on the way out of the confessional.

Gaile Confessional
Gaile came slumping into the confessional and plopped down on the toilet seat, releasing a big sigh. She was genuinely upset about Alexandria’s elimination.

"Poor Alexandria. It must be rank being the first eliminated. I just wish I had gotten to know the chick before she left. But there was so little time between arriving and our first challenge. I bet she was a rad dudette. I would’ve really loved being able to see her magic show too. I bet it is totally wicked." she stated sadly.

"Oh well. Someone had to be first to go. I’m just mad grateful that it wasn’t me!" she cried a little bit happier now.

She then stood up and left the confessional

Red Alert Part 1
The following confessionals took place after Red Alert Part 1:

Confessional ~ Ashley
Ashley slammed into the confessional, rubbing her temples with her fingertips. “God, I really can’t stand anyone on this stupid show, Henry and Todd especially. Pity I can’t get rid of Todd yet without putting my own neck on the chopping block, but at least I can eliminate Henry. “ Ashley drifted off, imagining all the ways she could sabotage the yellow team before she came back, eyes locking on the camera. “They’ll both be going home soon enough, though. At least if I have anything to do with it.” Ashley made a slicing motion across her neck, and grinned viciously at the lens. Standing up, the girl waved her fingers at the camera before heading out, leaving an uneasy silence behind her.

Confessional - Ry
Ry made his way into the confessional, yawning loudly and leaning against the dirty back, not looking like he cared about it much. “Ashley’s insults remind me of the creativity of a couch from IKEA. Wait, no, that’s wrong; a couch from IKEA is actually more creative than that. Sorry, IKEA, didn’t mean to compare you to something so plain and boring like her and her petty insults.” Ry smugly stated, crossing his arms over his chest. “Today, we play with fire, and I am actually excited to see what will happen. Hopefully, I get to take charge of blowing out some flames because I know someone whose rat nest of a hairdo could use a little…fixing.” He glared at the camera for a few moments, then tilted his head. “Well, I didn’t burn down my family’s Christmas tree and avoid catching everything on fire in my neighborhood to get denied it here… As for my team now—enough about the bloating corpse…” He tapped his chin and shook his head. “We’re screwed if we have Dennis and Lavender near each other… Kiki could handle the flames because I don’t really see T actually going for fire… Kiki should handle the water buckets with T and one of the two. As long as we KEEP those two separated, I don’t see us losing…more than third again.” He shook his head, standing up. “If we lose, then I’m burying one of my teammates; screw the elimination; they’ll need a body bag to get the idiot, who causes us to lose, out of here.”

Red Alert Part 2
The following confessionals took place after Red Alert Part 2:

Ry’s Confessional
The door to the confessional opened quickly and Ry came trotting in with more bounce to his step than normal. He quickly took his seat, after placing some toilet paper on the toilet seat, and looked at the camera, his eyes lit with some excitement, even though his mouth was a straight line.

His cheeks were completely covered in dark ashes and his forehead had a evident smear from when he was wiping away sweat. A few places on his arm and face had cuts from when he feel, but overall he just looked like he was in a naturally better mood.

After taking some well-needed breaths, he burst into a laughter that no contestant or viewer had seen before. It started off as him leaning his head back and just laughing loudly, then it turned into uncontrollable snorts and giggles with him covering his mouth to try to conceal them.

Gasping after what seemed like five minutes of laughing to him, even thought it was merely ten seconds, he continued: “That…was WAY better than yesterday’s challenge! Leave it to my favorite color to give this place some form of entertainment!” He cleared his throat, balling his hand into a fist in front of his mouth to try to calm his nerves.

"Anyway, this challenge was a dream! I got to nearly kill some people, watch them scurry around while I almost laid waste to them, saw Ashley LOSE like the bitch she is, actually had fun… Maybe Dennis isn’t a complete idiot." He shrugged, now doubting his words. "Is it weird to say that he’s probably lived a majority of my dreams? He seemed like he knew what he was doing when he was laying waste to the buildings…so I’m betting he’s probably blown up buildings. If only he could do that to my school…"

He closed his eyes and shrugged his shoulders, not looking too phased. “Am I sad we lost? No, not really. If you’d blown up TWO buildings in one day, then you’d be just as content with second place as I was. Hmhmhm… Let’s just say that the Penguins were lucky I didn’t think of blowing up their building thirty seconds beforehand.”

He gingerly stood up and let out a long sigh, stopping a laugh from happening once more and exited the confessional with a less bouncy walk.

Confessional- The Baroness
The Baroness had a smirk on her face that was a mix between pride and bliss as she entered the confessional. Sitting down, she began to give a hearty laugh. “Me n’ me hands actually won!” The Pirate cheered, ecstatic over her team’s win. “Knew after gettin’ rid of that wench Alexandria the bilge’d stop n’ we’d be able t’ win!” She then spat out off the top of her head, still slightly angry at the fact they lost the first challenge because of her. Quickly changing the subject, she gave another laugh. “We be feastin’ tonight! Can tell ye that much!” The Baroness then paused for a moment and, rubbing her chin, began to think. After that moment she gasped in an “aha!” moment. “Be wonderin’ who be goin’ home on tha’ Parrots team…..” She explained, before furrowing her brow upon realizing who’s on the Parrots. “Begad! I be hopin’ it’s Ashley! That lubber deserves t’ dance with Jack Ketch fer actin’ how she do.”

Confessional - Todd
Todd busted through the door and pushed it shut with a kick. He glared at the camera as he sat down. “Wasn’t me,” he grunted, “it was that Ashley chick, she framed me, she wants to kick me off and make me look bad!” He sighed and dragged his palms over his face. “On a brighter note,” he mumbled through his hands, “me and Jill made a pretty great team.” Todd removed his hands and looked down at the ground, the tips of his ears slightly pink. “And I thought this was going good…” He stood and pulled the door open with his head hung.

Benny’s Confessional
"Victory! I can’t believe we won! And our team was doing a better job than last time. I’ve been sleeping a lot less too, yay for me!" Benny cheered in the confessional. "And I also can’t believe ‘Tom’ took my sunglasses! At least he was nice enough to give them back." He sat in the confessional for a few moments, examining his sunglasses and thinking about how Selene had thought it was shiny.

"It’s not that shiny, is it? I mean yeah, it’s got some gold-ish parts but…?"

Confessional- Jill
Jill scrutinized the confessional seat suspiciously before sitting down on it. She bit her bottom lip and pulled at the cuffs of her sleeve, unable to sit still. When she spoke, she did so in a very small voice.

”Gosh, I’m so going home tonight… how could I be such an idiot!” Jill rambled, ”Fainting right on the spot like that! I’m such a fool! I deserve to go home!” Jill rubbed her head, sure that the pain near her ear was from the ground, completely oblivious to the fact that it was from a bucket that Ashley had aimed at her.

”I better go pack my things away,” Jill said sorrowfully, ”I didn’t expect to get far anyway…”

Gaile Confessional
Gaile could be heard coughing from the outside of the confessional walls as she was approaching. She was still kinda struggling with steadying her breathing due to having a near panic attack and being trapped in a burning building for a while. The door swung open and Gaile entered and sat down on the toilet seat. Her usual porcelain complexion was devoid of any color except for the spots of ash from the smoke. Her hair was tinted one shade darker from the ash and debris as well. She stared blankly at the camera for a moment, exhausted and her mind still cloudy, before she began to speak.

"So…We lost." she stated with a forlorn look. Her green eyes which usually had an optimistic sparkle were dead.

"And now we have to send someone home. Though by how bunk the challenge went, I think we all know which one of us is getting splashed." she continued.

Gaile lowered her gaze to the ground of the confessional and she began to twist her purple scrunchie around her wrist.

"I-I just can’t believe that Todd would do that to me. He’s like, my teammate. I just don’t get why he would want to sabotage his own team. And how did he know I was afraid of dogs… I haven’t told anyone.  Oh I’m probably just being paranoid. H-He probably didn’t mean to but…" she trailed off at the end of her statement.

She then proceeded to let out another coughing spell and her eyes began to water. When she wiped her eyes they were covered with her black eyeliner.

"And needless to say, after being left in a burning building, I’m not feeling the hottest. I’m actually feeling kinda rank..I know I look mad rank.. I-I think I’m gonna go shower and then take a nap." she finished and got up and exited the confessional.

Confessional: Dennis
"Heheheh," Dennis chortled as he sat in the confessional with a grin, "Yes… Yes! Now that’s the utter chaos I’ve been craving! I was getting worried! After all, all work and no play make Dennis a dull boy!"

He tapped his lip, “Hmhm~ Ry Ry didn’t do so badly either. Then again, he seems to be on a similar wavelength. But then again, if it wasn’t for T’s vote, I woulda not gotta witnessed these events! Not too shabby, T-Bag.”

Folding his hands, the Black Cupid’s demented grin grew wider, “I had nothin’ ‘ta worry about. Gotta leave ‘ya mark so you don’t disappear! And believe you me…”

He crept closer to the camera, “Today was just the beginnin’.”

Confessional ~ Ashley
Ashley waltzed into the confessional, not seeming to care about the how unsanitary it was as she draped herself over the seat. She grinned straight into the camera and ran her hands through her slightly sooty hair, fluffing it up a bit. "Well, that went even better than I expected it to!" she said with a laugh. "Todd really set himself up for that, didn’t he?" She rolled her eyes a little. "It’s too bad for him. Maybe if he had just been a bit more willing to comply with me, we wouldn’t have had this little problem. Oh well, his loss." She really didn’t look like she cared at all, even though it meant their team would be the smallest one in the next challenge. "The rest of my team is really a bunch of pushovers. I don’t expect another challenger like Todd to my lead. I’ve got this whole team wrapped around my little finger, just like I wanted it." She gave another wide smirk to the camera. "Now I just need to get rid of those troublemakers on the other teams. I’d say a bit of sabotage and persuasion might be in order for that. After that, it’ll be smooth sailing to the million." Ashley, satisfied, gave a cheshire cat grin before turning to leave the confessional. At the last second, she turned back and faced the camera directly, as if looking right into someone’s eyes. "Oh, and Todd? If you watch this after your elimination, I hope you know exactly why you lost. Take it as a lesson for next time. Though, of course, there won’t be one." With this, Ashley gave one more harsh laugh and left the confessional.

confessional. ☆ T.
T slowly walked into the confessional, still rather worried about the loud noises and sirens. “Um.. I did not really enjoy this challenge..” they said, sighing and looking into the camera sheepishly. “I did not really enjoy letting the fire get worse while Kiki and Lavender were in a conflict either..” they continued, fidgeting with the ends of their hoodie. The entire event had made them feel quite nervous. “It was quite frightening, to be honest… I do not want to do anything like that again.. S-sorry..”

Lavender’s Confessional
Lavender timidly walked into the confessional, slowly sitting on the toilet seat. “Well, that was an experience.” She said, looking visibly shaken. Her normally perfect hair was all frizzy, thanks to the heat of the fire. “I knew we couldn’t trust the prankster and quiet boy with the flamethrowers. I should have had the flamethrower!” She thought about what she just said, than shook her head. “Okay, pretend I never said that sentence.” She told the viewers. “That would have been terrifying if I was an attacker, so glad I led the team and decided that Dennis and Ry should be attackers.” She flashed a award winning smile, hoping the audience at home would be so mesmerized by her beauty that they would forget about her hypocritical statement. “Anyway, I was kind of pissed that T didn’t agree with me, but they are just too innocent to get mad at for a long period of time.” She shrugged. “Speaking of getting pissed off,” Lavender diverted, “Kiki was pissed off at me today! All I did was accidently pour water on her and she freaks out! “ Lav shuddered at the moment. “I thought I was going to die twice today!” Lav confessed. “That time with Kiki and when our building was being blown up! Hence, the reason why I’m a shaking mess.” “I wouldn’t be in a shaking mess if RY DECIDED TO SAVE ME!!!” She said with an annoyed tone. “I know he doesn’t like me that way, but have some courtesy! You see the most beautiful girl you have ever seen and you just let her almost die! SO rude!” She crossed her arms, but no 100% over the events of today. “I’m glad we didn’t lose, but I’m terrified of fire now!” She sniffed the air, and quickly covered her nose. “This place smells like barbeque and feet, gross!” Lavender then stood up and walked out of the confessional.

Message Recieved: Red Alert Part 3
The following confessionals took place after Message Recieved Red Alert Part 3:

Confessional ~ Ashley
Ashley limped into the confessional as casually as she could, throwing herself onto the seat and fixing the camera with a blazing glare. The girl snuck a look down at her foot, rubbing it a little before looking up into the camera with a sly grin. “And there he goes.” The girl smirked, and the audience knew exactly who she was referring to. “Todd should’ve known better than to try and mess with me. No one tries to rule my team.” The team, in fact, wasn’t really Ashley’s at all, but she doubted anyone left would dispute her on that. “ Now I just need to get rid of Ry and the Baroness, and I’ll secure a win for the whole season! No one insults me and gets away with it.” Ashley’s eyes flashed dangerously at the camera. “Todd, when you see this, enjoy your elimination. I’m sure we won’t be meeting again anytime soon.” Ashley gave the camera a brief wave, likely intended for Todd, before stepping outside, leading the way with her good foot.

Confessional: Ry
Ry slammed open the confessional door and sat down on the seat, not even bothering to put down a toilet paper thrown for himself again. “That fucking bitch… That FUCKING bitch! I will tear her tongue out through her teeth and feed it back to her, making her choke on her own—”

The camera suddenly became a void of static and white noise, obviously finding whatever Ry was about to say too offensive for any viewers back home. When it came back in, Ry was red in the face and heaving heavy breaths, glaring toward the camera.

"She’s going to get what she deserves; mark my words…. I’ll make sure I do it before I leave this damn place, whether I have to be kicking and screaming as Chef drags me off or Ashley gets a nasty…surprise under her pillow." He suddenly laughed coldly and darkly, raising a tiny eyebrow.

"Sweet dreams, Ashley….they’ll be your last.”

Confessional - Gaile
Gaile came marching into the confessional with a very sad look on her face. She stuck one hand in her pocket and sat down on the toilet. She then stared directly at the camera. Being extremely frustrated at the moment Gaile spoke to the viewers without her 90’s lingo for a moment.

"This challenge was just utterly awful and crazy and this elimination was confusing and frankly I’m just glad it’s over! I hate that we lost and Todd had to go home but since this challenge started. Jillian got knocked out, I got attacked by a d-d- Selene, several buildings got blown up, I have had conflicting stories coming from EVERYONE and I had to deal with a terrible mishap with the kitchen sink! I’m EXHAUSTED." Gaile cried out.

"Todd. I am so freaking sorry it turned out this way. I’m gonna miss you a lot." Gaile stated.

"Oh, and I don’t think that you hit Jillian with that bucket by the way. I don’t know who did it, but I know it wasn’t and couldn’t have been you. It just hate that you’re getting the blame for it. I hope you are telling the truth when you said you’ll be back!" Gaile finished with a grin.

She then stood up and left the confessional, shutting the door behind her.

The Baroness Confessional
The Baroness stormed her way into confessional, slamming the door hard as she plumped herself onto the seat. She clenched her fists, fueled by a seething anger. “That fookin’ sea hag…..I…I….I can’t….I can’t BELIEVE SHE GOT AWAY WITH THIS!" The Baroness furiously screamed as she drove her fist into the wall of the confessional, leaving a visible dent. Despite the fact her knuckles were now cracked open and bleeding, she continued her rant. "I ain’t never seen a day in me life when a poor deck ‘and got the punishment fer the selfish actions of the captain!" She ranted, red in the face from anger. Glaring into the camera, the Baroness spoke again, “Ashley, I ain’t never seen a poxed dog such as the likes of yeself! Might not be knowin’ Todd too well, but with ye as Cap’n, there be no question yer foul play! ‘Tis a sad day when ye much rather ‘force yer crew t’ walk the plank than woman up n’ take count of yer own actions!” She snarled, breathing rapidly.

Sighing heavily, the Baroness caught her breath. “If Karma ain’t get’cha, I will! Mark me words, lubber. Yer. Gonna. Pay.”

Mika confessional
"Well tha’ was certainly… dramatic," Mika chuckled as she dropped onto the toilet lid. "And the drama has nothing to do with me! F***ing f*** yeah! I reckon this show’s turnin’ out quite to my likin’. And hopefully I earnt myself some bonus points with tha team with the whole saving Arizona from a burning building thing when Alice got useless. Everythin’s comin’ up Mika!"

She grinned for a moment into the camera before the expression slid off her face, adding, “Tha’ Todd guy seemed really f***ing pissed, though. And that… Ashley? That’s ‘er name, right? Yeah. I don’t like her. I reckon she’s causin’ too much tension, even if the meme boy’s gone now. You could cut the air like—” She made a swift chopping motion with her hand. “Butter.

But, as I was sayin’, this seems to be coming up nicely for me. Maybe the drama’ll distract everyone so I can get a quick getaway with the mil. I wonder ‘ow much tha’ is in pounds…”

Confessional - Derby
"I can’t believe we won the challenge~" Derby began with a smile. "Especially after such a calamity on the mountain.. And to think, we were referred to as a loser team." His grin widened, feeling triumphant. "On the other hand.." His smile faded as he continued. "That elimination was.. surely a dramatic one. Most, if not all, of the Parrots seemed upset over Todd’s elimination, surprisingly. As did The Baroness.. She was rather outraged at.. Ashley, was it?" He nodded to himself as his replayed the outburst in his mind. "A bit curious about that. Suppose I might ask her about it when I get the chance.."

Jill confessional!
Jill swung the door open and sat down, not as concerned at the hygeine standards as she was before. She was speckled with the red paint, she hadn’t bothered to wipe it off yet. Sniffling with a tear-streaked face, she began to speak, ”Maybe Ry was right about Ashley…” Jill sighed, ”Oh well… Todd’s going home whether I like him or not… Oh! I mean it! Todd’s going home whether I like it or not…” Jill laughed nervously. She sighed, continuing, ”I’m really gonna miss Todd though…” She looked away for a moment before continuing, ”Hey Todd, if you’re watching this, I’m really sorry you got voted off! I liked getting to know you… and I hope you were being serious when you said you’ll be back! And I don’t think you knocked me out, it really wasn’t fair of Ashley to say that… It really wasn’t fair of her at all!” She repeated, suddenly seething, ”Why would she say that? She knew it wasn’t true! But why would she- I just- augh!” In split seconds, the wiry girl had punched a hole through the side of the confessional. She hissed in pain and rubbed her hand. Once she realised the damage she’d done, she went chalk white. ”I-I’ll, um, I’ll pay for the da-damage, Chris!”

The Baroness’ Confessional
The Baroness opened the confessional door and happily plunked herself down on the seat of the porta-potty, still unfazed by the smell. “Arrr, be done wit’ me good deed fer Ry, hope this shows ‘em ‘m willin’ t’ help m’ out in be mateys n’ junk!” The pirate girl discussed with the camera. “Now that the pipes in ‘is head be fixed, he can take a warm shower n’ not be stressed n’ junk!” Continued the girl, happy she was able to help out a friend. “Stress be a fickled wench aft’ all!”

With a quick glance, she looked up at a hole seemingly punched in the confessional wall. “Begad….when did this hole be added here?”

The Baroness Confessional
The Baroness loudly squealed with delight as she sat on the toilet seat of the porta-potty. “Yes! It be a water challenge!” She raved as she threw her hands into the air with delight. “I f****n’ love water if ye can’t tell! It be a force that cuddles me like Benny t’ a pillow!” She continued with a prideful smirk on her face. “M’ sure me n’ me ‘ands be doin’ fine this challenge, we will!” The Baroness added as she got up to leave, before shouting “Godspeed” and marching out the door.

Ry’s Confessional
Ry glared down at his blue shirt, having taken a seat in the confessional, then he glanced at the hole, noting how much harder it was going to be to have a private moment in here. “Well, fuck whoever put that hole there…” He muttered, looking back at the camera, a hint of embarrassment clouding his showing eye. “And fuck Chris for spraying me with a water hose… Don’t you dare be alone at any time until the next challenge, Chris…I know how to make people pay.”

“So today’s challenge is….a fucking wet challenge,” he remarked, ringing out his hair and clothes from Chris’s annoying blast of water. “On the downside, I HATE getting wet, but on the upside, I’m great at hiding and aim. Besides that, this is just like Assassins’ Creed and I was always the one jumping out and slitting some idiot’s throat before they even knew what hit them! Too bad I can’t do that here or I’ll get thrown into the looney bin or prison.” His features switched to a more confident one now, making him smirk cruelly.

Benny Confessional
"Oh boy…a water balloon fight." Benny rubbed the bridge of his nose, still waterlogged from being hosed by Chris. "I don’t think we’re gonna lose this time, since we’ve got an actual pirate with us! And I just gotta keep an eye on Selene— if she keeps jumping on me during the challenge it’ll make things harder for me—er, us. Alsooo…." He continued sheepishly. "Chris totally didn’t have to push me so close to Jillian. When is anyone ever gonna get that close to each other in the challenge?"

Bailey confessional
"Selene stay right there, I’ll be back in a second, just don’t move!" Bailey shouted to spend as she strutted into the confessional. She sighed, taking a seat. "I’m pretty hyped up about this new water challenge and all, but I’m not sure what I’m gonna do about the kid over there." She pointed back outside where Selene was…running off. Again. Bailey quickly took notice, and cursed quietly. "Well I guess I’ll see you guys later!", and off Bailey went after her teammate! (Even though it was actually fairly unlikely she was ever going to catch Selene again.)

Ashley's Confessional
Ashley slammed into the confessional, breathing rapidly, eyes sharp and firey. “I can’t believe he would kiss Henry!!!!! I hate everyone, everyone on this whole stupid show!!!!” Ashley had to pause to calm down, since she was starting to shout. “You’d think that Henry could go for one minute, just one,” Ashley held up a finger to show how small one minute was, “without ruining everything! But no, he can’t even manage that! And don’t even get me started on Gaile! If that backstabbing airhead thinks that she can double-cross me with Henry, she’s wrong. And if Dakota doesn’t come groveling to me the next time I see him, he won’t be safe either. To think that I felt bad over his camera. To think that I even thought for one moment thought that he cared-” Ashley caught her breath and started over, “that anyone cared enough to keep our stupid team together. Well, if Henry wants war, that’s what he’s going to get. If his team wasn’t so dysfunctional, I’d get him eliminated right now, but I bet they vote for themselves half of the time, they’re such a bunch of screw ups.” Ashley threw herself to her feet, hand gripping the door handle tightly. “It’s not enough that we won today. He has to lose. They all have to lose.” With that, the door swung open and shut, and Ashley was gone.

Ry's Confessional
The door to the confessional opened softly as Ry came trudging in, head hung in dismay and eyes filled with misery. He looked more down than normal and didn’t bother speaking for a minute, causing the static to take over to get to the good part of what he would say.

Snapping his head up, he let out a long and well-needed sigh, putting his face in his hands. “I really, really hate that bitch!” He moaned, narrowing his eyes and leaning his head back. “I just…can’t she come up with a different strategy than FRAME!? And Dakota fucking calling me paranoid?! What the fucking bitch tits is he trying to pull?! All over some—some kiss! And I have no idea what she told him over there, but I heard her say my name to him! Why didn’t he even think to stand up to her and say that my name is ‘RY’?! DOES NOBODY CARE WHAT I FEEL ABOUT '''ANYTHING?! '''Am I just some kind of thing to yank around?! AM I A FUCKING ITEM ON THIS SHOW?!

“So I guess the term FRIEND means backstabber to everyone else here, huh?! What’s the fucking point of making friends if nobody treats me like one?!” His face showed hysteria started to submerge, making him almost look like he’d not slept in days. “WHY THE FUCK AM I SO DIFFERENT THAN EVERYONE HERE?! IF IT HAD BEEN A RED BALLOON, THEN ASHLEY WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING FORGIVEN! B-BUT A YELL-LLOW BALL—!” It was then that Ry’s eyes welled up with tears and he put his head in his hands, softly letting out faint sobs. He lost himself through all of his anger and didn’t even know what he was saying anymore.

“I HATE MYSELF, BECAUSE IT IS MY FAULT! EVERYTH-THING IS MY FAULT!” He wailed, rushing out of the confessional so fast it left the door open and the last quill pen falling to the floor.

The Baroness's Confessional
The confessional’s door opened up with a loud pop as the Baroness excitedly sat herself down on the toilet seat. Her eyes glittered with excitement as she stared into the camera. Just as quickly, she brought her hands up to her face and squealed with delight.

“I DID IT, I FOOKIN’ DID IT!” The Baroness cheered loudly as she bounced up and down on the seat of the confessional’s seat. “I be gettin’ that fookin’ sea hag for she knew what hit ‘er!” The girl continued to rave, laughing loudly once again at the sheer joy she experienced. Calming herself down, the Baroness smiled giddily into the camera before speaking again.

“I mean, 'course our crew ain’t be winin’, somehow Ashley’s did….” The girl muttered into the camera, not pleased at the winner of the challenge. “..But second place ain’t bad! Bailey tried her damnedest t’ win, n’ she be makin’ a fine leadin’ cap'n wit’ me, she be!” The Baroness perked up a bit to say. Looking down at the floor, the Baroness’ smile turned into a bit of a frown. She noticed Ry’s quill pen laying on the floor of the confessional, and she slowly picked it up, it reminding her of one last thing to say.

“..Blimey, be hopin’ Ry n’ Dakota be workin’ out their issues. Dunno if Dakota be addled enough t’ have fallen’ fer it, but I know what I be seein’ if he needs a cap'n t’ guide him t’ the light!” The Baroness said, a bit of sadness in her voice at the events she witnessed earlier. With nothing left to say, the girl exited the confessional, pushing the door shut behind her.

Arizona's Confessional
Arizona sat there for a while, not even attempting to face the camera. She was sniffling, and clutching tight on to her cane. She finally spoke up.

“I thought I could trust them. All of them. I thought that maybe, for once, I could live a life away from people thinking I was just dragging them down. But, apparently, I was wrong…”

Zona felt her face wet with tears. She gently whispered “I can just hope I won’t be eliminated…” and wiped her face while she left.

Mika's Confessional
“We, we  lost ,” Mika breathed, her usual air of boldness and playfulness completely diminished, which was a bad look on her.

“Chris McLoser is a right foul git, I ‘ope he knows that. I ain’t one for rules, but  he's  the one who f***ing  made them ! I shoulda been out there, kickin’ arse and soakin’ erryone else!” She had the distinct look of a pouty child as she whined. “It ain’t fair! Ha! Well next time McLame better watch his back, 'cause I won’t be so foolish a second time 'round.”

Twisting sideways on her seat and kicking her feet up to rest against the wall, some of her cockiness returning to her tone, Mika continued, “An’ I don’t know wha’ Matt’s playin’ at, making Zona so upset. I reckoned him and 'er were getting along just fine last challenge. Something’s up, and I don’t reckon it’s him.”

She paused a moment, an almost pained expression on her face as the cogs in her head started to turn. “Who was it what said they’d grap Zona if the buildin’ came down in the last challenge, anyways?” she asked to no one in particular. “And that Alice seems to be trying to get a bit  too  buddy buddy with her for my likin’. Mabe because I’m not a fan of goody-goods, but I don’t like her. She acts like a f***in’ carrier pigeon, the way she’s deliverin’ these messages to the rest of the team. If Zona wanted to get a message across about how she needs help or wants to feel useful or whatever, she’d tell us, right? Urgh.”

Mika groaned, trying to wrap her head around the current situation. “And now I 'ave to go vote some tosser off!” Just then, it seemed something clicked in her brain – like bothering to watch a few seasons of Total Drama before she came on the show was finally actually worth something. Grinning, she added, “Well, I reckon I’ve got someone in mind now. Jus’ need to warn Zona,” and bolted out of the confessional.

Lavender's Confessional:
Lavender walked into the confessional, quickly collapsing on the seat once she closed the door. “I still have a headache from that fall.” She groaned, rubbing her forehead. “I’m like 90% sure that pirate didn’t mean to hit me that hard, but I have to keep my guard up.” “Getting out pretty early in this challenge was pretty great!” Lav exclaimed. “I participated in the challenge, but I didn’t have to participate too much. It’s a win/win!” “I think I got Benny, Selene, and Derby on my good side today.” She said. “I got Selene off of Benny’s back… which reminds me.” She grabbed a travel- sized bottle of hand-sanitizer and poured a bit into her hand. “Touching that stick that Selene had in her mouth multiple time was disgusting!” She gagged, rubbing her hands together. “Derby thought I was being a good person by getting his glasses for him, which is half the truth.” She said. “I did feel bad, because it was my fault. However, the real reason why I gave him his glasses, and cleaned it for him, was so that he can admire my beauty. He can’t admire my beauty if he can’t see, right?” She ran her hair though her soapy hair. “I’m glad that the challenge is over so I can finally wash my hair.” She opened the door and walked out of the confessional, but she quickly turned back. “I just want all of you to know that THERE WAS A SPIDER AND IT WAS HUGE!!!” “MIKA AND MALLORY JUST DIDN’T SEE IT, BUT IT WAS THERE I SWEAR!!!” She shrieked. She took a deep breath and plastered on a smile. “Okay, goodbye!” She said, waving off.

Gaile's Confessional
Gaile came bounding into the confessional with a smile from ear to ear. She plopped herself down on the confessional seat and looked directly into the camera.

“WE WON!” Gaile cried joyfully.

“This is SUCH a good day! Me and The Amazing Jillian totally snagged victory for our team!”  she continued and leaned forward towards the camera excitedly.

“The only thing that could possibly bring me down would be if…Ashley decided to turn on me after I abandoned her..Oh..yeah.” Gaile’s smile slowly began to fade from her face.

“Whatever, we still won and I’m done taking Ashley’s crap. I am NOT her  Lindsay to control.” she stated and stood to leave the confessional.

Dennis's Confessional
“Keheheheheh… KEHEHEHEHEHEH,” Dennis plopped down in the confessional, “Alright, so someone actually has the brains– well, no, Ry Ry has that, but it’s more of… Well, he hasta  wanna  do somethin’, y'know?”

“Lavender’s a 24/7 job and Ashley’s gonna be my  big  hit, but Nobeard McNoHook is gonna be fun finally one-upping, hehehehe!” Dennis had an especially devious grin on his face, “This is the inspiration I’ve been waiting for! Everyone watch out, because Dennis the Menace has come to town! Keheheheheheh!”

The Baroness's Confessional
The Baroness confidently plunked herself down onto the toilet seat of the confessional, still unfazed by the smell of it. She looked right into the camera and began to speak.

“Arrr, ‘limination ceremony ain’t be half bad tonight.” She said rather plainly, unsure of really all she could talk about with it. “I ain’t be knowin’ why Matt be walkin’ the plank tonight, but blimey, I ain’t one t’ be stickin’ my nose in their..er..business.” The Pirate Girl continued to speak, rambling off the top of her brain.

Upon remembering something, The Pirate shot up like a rocket. “Oh begad, I almost be forgettin’! Gotta send a message t’ Ry, Gaile be havin’ a plan fer Ashley!” She exclaimed, but quieting herself down just in case someone was listening in. Her smile quickly turned into a slightly smug scowl. “And hmph, Dennis be wantin’ t’ challenge me. Believe me mateys, I could break 'em like a twig. Me abs be mighty toned from workin’ on me jolly boat n’ that bilge” She boasted with a slight laugh, not really thinking Dennis would be one to get out of her grasp.

The Baroness's Confessional
The Baroness quickly sat down on the confessional with a bit of a frantic look on her face; as if this challenge’s theme was bothering her. With a sigh, The Pirate girl glanced into the camera and attempted to smile and keep her composure.

“So…this be a kissin’ challenge huh?” She finally spoke after a moment of silence, a bit of fear wavering in her voice. She awkwardly glanced down at her feet, shifting a bit in place. “….Can’t…be sayin’ I be pleased with that. Be thinkin’ Chris be addled in the brain n’ all fer thinkin’ this challenge ain’t be a load of bilge.”

With another sigh, she glanced around the confessional. “Salmon be great n’ all but….I just ain’t pleased with this challenge.” She continued to speak, rambling off her mind. A sudden spark took over the girl’s face, it brightening up and giving her an idea.“ But begad, I shan’t be lettin’ me worries ‘ffect the challenge, why, I’d be at me rope’s end if I be lettin’ me team lose cause of it!” She suddenly cheered, vigor in her voice but her eyes still having a twinkle of hurt in it.

“I just gotta suck it up; I guess kissin’ fer the purpose of winnin’ ain’t be too bad!” She cheered out of the confessional after saying this, the camera fading to static.

Ry's Confessional
The confessional door slowly opened and Ry sat down in it, looking a little miffed. Leaning back against the wood of the outhouse, he sigh softly and suddenly grew a disgusted look across his face. “This morning was not something I normally do. I don’t normally go out of my way to attack people… Maybe I was sleep deprived or didn’t take my caffeine pills to wake up? Maybe…it’s because I’m distracted as hell.” Scrunching his eyebrows together, he shifted uncomfortably, not sure what had come over him.

“So…this challenge is over the socially constructed term ‘love,’ which platonically and romantically doesn’t exist.” His face scrunched up as well, leaving his nose to wrinkle and his mouth to turn into a thin line. “Something stupid… This challenge…isn’t about kissing, right…?” For an off second, his face shined a little red and he quickly shook his head.

“A challenge where I have to kiss a bunch of people. Okay, but…” He shifted uncomfortably and sighed loudly. “The amount of girls here…over the guys and…I don’t think my imagination can…and if I have to kiss…” He lowered his head and groaned softly, pulling at the two red pieces of hair that pointed at his sternum. “God…” He lifted his head up and leaned back. “I mean, I can kiss the guys…but…the girls…or T…or Dakota…?” He quickly shuddered, sticking his tongue out in disgust. “Plus, I’m pretty sure that Dennis tastes like fish, Benny tastes like dragon breath, and Derby tastes like printer ink. I’m just guessing since I haven’t kissed any  of them. This challenge is going to leave me brushing my teeth for weeks…”

Gaile's Confessional
Gaile stepped into the confessional very slowly and still a little wobbly from her stressful morning. She took a seat and looked into the camera with tired eyes. Her face was still blank and a little more pale than usual. She tugged on the purple scrunchie around her wrist.

“I’m still not a dog chick.” she stated in a droning tone, remembering the events with Selene during the fire challenge.

“But anyway, the challenge… This challenge is going to be interesting, that’s for sure. I’ve never really kissed anyone before the ot–before.” Gaile blushed and started to backtrack, worrying someone may be listening. You never know on this show.

“I may not be the raddest kisser here, but you better believe I’m still gonna try my hardest to win this for my team. Lord knows I need to..” she droned again with a weak laugh.

Gaile then stood up and exited the confessional still as weakly as before.

Mika's Confessional
Mika stomped into the confessional, not bothering to sit down as she wasn’t planning on staying. She looked square at the camera, grunted, “While I ain’t one to turn down snoggin’ much, I’d rather kiss that  damn salmon  McLame was talkin’ ‘bout than Alice,” and parted without another word.

Dennis's Confessional
One could notice that Dennis was ignoring the entire kissing challenge altogether, not being one to have a good taste for love. Instead, he focused his amusement on Jillian.

“Y'know, she’s kinda quiet, but Jillian’s a pretty good kid,” he mused, “Man, I’m pretty sure I could get me someone to go along with my pranks if I did enough work with her! Break ‘er outta her shell and whatever.”

He pulled out a pen and marked on his hand, “Note to self… Don’t prank Jill as badly as you do everyone else.”

Mallory's Confessional
“EW, I GOTTA KISS PEEPS?!” Mallory yelped, sticking her tongue out. “Cooties, bro!” She then laughed, rubbed her tattoos, and regained her posture. “But yeah, I honestly wasn’t expectin’ THIS kind of a challenge. Derby’s pretty rad, though. Like, it’d take a lotta skill an’ work an’ stuff ta be a writer. I honestly can’t even spell my own name, much less wrote a whole fooking novel.” She giggled at her usage of ‘fooking’. “But yeah, I guess a chick’s gotta do what a chick’ gotta do! TOTAL DRAMA, PREPARE TO PUCKER UP!!” She laughed so hard she snorted before falling over and laughing harder. “Yeah!”

Jillian's Confessional
Jillian stumbled into the confessional, looking rather flustered and windswept. “Well, this morning was interesting… Dennis is rather nice, and as long as I get on his good side, I wont get pranked… that hard”. She was silent for a moment, before remembering the challenge.

“Anyway… I have to kiss people? …Yikes…” Jill muttered, wondering what was in store for her and the other contestants. ’‘Though, to be fair, we have had harder challenges…“ Her mind wandered to the fire, the sledding, and all the other hardships McLean had put them through. After a few moments of pondering about this, she sighed, ”…How difficult can a kissing challenge be? Even if Chrisis behind it…“

Kiki's Confessional
The screen statics and comes to with Kiki flexing her arms in the mirror above the camera and muttering something about needing to work out some more. She eventually pulls away from the mirror and focuses on the camera,taking a seat and tapping the lens before beginning her confessional.

“Being paired wit Bailey isn’t the worst thing that could have happened.” Kiki admitted to start with, a small smile that precursored her incoming laugh tilting her lips as she mentioned her newly found arm wrestling buddy. “She’s got a good arm and over is a pretty cool gal” Her tilted smile widened and an eyebrow raised.

“That bein said, under normal circumstances she’d be a hella cool partner but being paired for a kissin challenge?? Can ya believe that??” Kiki said with an abrupt smack to her thigh and a loud snort of laughter. “I mean sure theres a few people I can see me mackin on and she’s defs not the worst choice out there but pfTFFT.”

She’s thrown into another fit of wild laughter,doubling over and eventually falling out of view and onto the confessional floor. A shakey hand extends just into view and a muffled “salmon” is wheezed out before the laughter resumes at full volume.

Mallory:
Mallory sat on the seat of the confessional, although it appeared she would not be staying sitting for long. On her face was an expression of wonder, shock, possible confusion, and joy.

“I kissed Mika!” She cried, leaping up and grinning a wide grin full of teeth that stretched ear to ear (although of course, not in the literal sense.) as she bounced on her toes. “I totally kissed her! That’s so fookin’ cool, yo! Like, I was all ‘mwa’ and she was all 'mwa’ and it was all 'mwamwamwa’ yknow??"

She sat back down still grinning. "The challenge was pretty cool, I guess. Not for people who ain’t into romance and stuff, but y'know, I KISSED MIKA!!” A short and somewhat high-pitched cackle ensued afterwards. The Demolitionist leaned back in her seat, her grin fading a bit as she looked a bit more thoughtful.

“I guess it was super borin’ to just sit around for that long without 'Zilla with me, yknow?” She explained, rubbing her tattoos. “And like, kissin’ 'Zona was sorta weird. I mean, I really really like 'Zona, y'know? But….y'know…I felt like…Uh….My heart wasn’t in it. I mean, my head was in the game, but my heart was….stompin’ Tokyo with Zilla! Yeah!” In an instant her smile was back on her face. “Nothin’ can stop my heart!” A poorly-delivered Godzilla roar preceded her amazing exit.

This amazing exit consisted of her giggling like an idiot as she stumbled away. “I can’t believe I kissed Mika…”

The Baroness:
The Baroness sauntered into the confessional out house, the fury and sorrow both radiating off of her as if she was a star in the cold depths of space. The Pirate Girl quickly sat down, burying her face into lap as tears began to flow from her face like Rose’s fountain. Her gross sounding sobs could be heard for a brief moment, before, in a fit of anger, the girl punched the closest thing to her - which at this moment, happened to be the wall of the confessional. Instead of denting it, she punched straight through it, not even caring about the damage.

It seemed to help her vent her feelings - slightly. She took a moment to catch  her breath, looking into the camera. Her teeth were clenched, and tears still trickling down from her red, watery eyes stung her cheeks. With a huff and a puff, she managed to speak.

“…I…I be hopin’ Benny ain’t be too furious with me, poor lad….” She spat out, not in disgust, but rather, pure melancholy. “He…. he ain’t be knowin’ why I be reactin’ the way I do, n’ he ain’t be deservin’ the bilge I be doin’ durin’t the challenge.” She continued, muttering to herself. Tears once again began to flow from her eyes as she recollected the events of today’s challenge.

She quickly took a moment to breath in a large, deep breath, and drew out a sigh, attempting to calm herself again. This time, at least, it worked. “… I be in need of kissin’ the gunner’s daughter fer treatin’ the lad the way I be doin’…. ” The Baroness spoke once more, rubbing her cheeks with the crook of her arm to wipe the salty tears that had ran down her face. “…I just…I just hope he can be forvin’ me; aft’ all, It ain’t be good of a Cap'n t’ treat ‘er hands like fish waste….”

And with that, the girl began to sob once more, the camera flashed out to static.

Benny:
Benny sat down quietly in the confessional and shifted uncomfortably. Looking around the cramped space he noticed a hole in the wall. The edges were rough, someone must have had a fit and broke right through it.

“I….today was a real blur. Well– blurrier than usual.” He began. “ I feel bad for making The Baroness upset…..I feel I should apologize but…I have no idea what I did wrong! Wasn’t the basic point of the challenge to kiss? Ah…well….maybe I shoulda asked if she was OK with it first. Right, I’ll apologize anyway. I will when I see her again!”

Benny paused, trying to remember other events that happened in the day.

“Also, note to self….and other possible victims: don’t let Selene give you kisses….ugh.”

Ry:
“When I said that I betted Dennis tasted like fish, I didn’t actually fucking want his tongue in my damn mouth,” the disembodied voice of Ry could he heard from outside the confessional. He entered the small space calmly, though he ended up tripping on his entrance and slammed down on to the back seat with a loud thump! Several fake spiders from the first episode and splinters of wood from the abuse of the confessional flew up comically.

Groaning loudly, he remained where he was and breathed a heavy sigh. “SON OF A FUCKING BITCH; I HATE THIS SHOW AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!” was all that could be made out from his aggressive, albeit quiet, rant from the flooring of the confessional. He grunted and yanked himself upward so that his head could be shown before gripping the toilet seat and yanking himself up. “Thanks for fucking nothing, Chef!” He ranted loudly, kicking outward and hitting the camera slightly, causing it to go off-kilter. “I asked for you to fucking get my contact out and you just scoff at me! Fuck you and your fucking bad cooking skills!” When he promised Chris he’d just curse more, he meant it this time.

“Well, this just sucks to hell, doesn’t it? My team probably thinks I’m some kind of failure and hates me even more than before. My only hope is that somehow someone is defending my case to keep me from…from…” He moaned loudly and slammed his face into his hands. It was obvious he had no idea about the whole rewind fiasco that might save him. “This is just great for me! I thought I had a great number of advantages with getting Lavender to stupidly agree to an alliance and Dennis to target Ashley and call me his ‘buddy’ or something like that. Well, fuck me and call me Henry, because I bet Ashley is laughing her ass off about this… T probably opened their big blue eyes and everyone just ‘awww’ed about it while I got fucking stuck with…with…”

He took a deep breath and glared at the camera with his one good—in this scenario—eye. “No, fuck this… I’m not going down without a fight. This is the fucking last straw with people pushing me around. ”

Ry:
There was a brief silence in the confessional before the door swung open and someone came confidently strutting in. As much as one would have suspected it be a Polar Bear or anyone not from the Pandas, the camera showed it being Ry. He turned around briskly, took a seat, and held an ice pack up to his left eye, covering it from the camera’s view. He didn’t appear affected by the elimination, nor did he seem to have a comment to make at the moment; it almost seemed like he was relaxing in the confessional after a hard day’s challenge. With a huff, his hand quickly went up and flicked the fake spider out of his hair.

He sat there in silence, face devoid of any emotion. Then he pulled down the ice pack and smirked, reaching up and rubbing at his left eye gently. When he pulled his hand away, he revealed the dark purple and black makeup coating his hand. “Now that T’s gone, I can finally drop the act that the black eye was really all that bad,” he mumbled, glaring into the camera. It still had quite a bit of swelling but it was evident that he didn’t appear to have any sort of hindrance, excluding the ice pack he needed to take down the swelling.

“T batting their big blue eyes didn’t help them much when the team saw the way my eye looked, did it? I’ll just claim I heal fast to get some extra goody points or something… Too bad they didn’t look close enough…” He shrugged his shoulders calmly and stood up to exit the confessional.

“The next person to fucking test me will go home in a body bag, though…” Was all that could be heard before he exited back into the world of the public—in terms of what could get him voted off.

Jillian:
There was a quiet knock on the confessional door, followed by Jillian meekly peeking into the small cubicle.

“N-nobody is in here? No? O-okay”, she mumbled as she scuttled in and sat down.

“So,” she continued, “That challenge w-was certainly… so-something, to say the least… but, h-hey! At least our team di-didn’t lose! I hope we don’t s-soon, anyway… there isn’t r-really anyone I want to vote off, apart f-from-” she cut herself off, nervously.

“Ahem, a-anyway… kissing Ash-Ashley wasn’t a v-very good first kiss experience… l-lets just leave it at that…” Jill stood up and made her way out, ducking slightly before she hit her head on the confessional.

Final Confessionals
Final Confessionals are a special thing in Total Drama Colors: Each eliminated contestant gets one to say their final words to the characters and give their opinion on their own elimination. (Spoilers ahead, read with your own risk)

The Following Final Confessionals have occurred:

The Amazing Alexandria’s Final Confessional!
Alexandria stormed into the confessional, looking very huffy. “How could the Amazing Alexandria lose????” The girl cried out, arms thrown out in distress. “Chris didn’t explain the rules properly!!! The Amazing Alexandria knows that she should have won!!!! Everyone voted for her to be the best!!! This is unfair!!! This is a travesty!!! The Amazing Alexandria demands that she be allowed to continue to compete!!!!” The girl was getting exhausted from all this yelling, and collapsed backwards. Her wand chose now to be an excellent time to break, and the confessional was engulfed in a cloud of sparkles. Suddenly, the door to the confessional was pushed open to reveal an intern standing in the doorway. “Alright, Alexandria, time’s up.” He reached forwards and grabbed the girl, who clung to the toilet seat of the confessional with all her strength. “It’s the Amazing Alexandria, and she refuses to leave!!!! No one has even gotten to see her magic show yet!!!!!” The girl was gradually overpowered, despite her best efforts, and the last thing visible in the camera was her face of desperation. “The Amazing Alexandria will not be forgotten!!!” The girl cried out as she was carried further and further away, and the confessional gradually faded out to black.

Todd- Final Confessional
Todd pulled open the door and slouched down on the so called seat of the confessional. He hadn’t bothered to completely clean himself up from the paint yet.

"To say I’m not surprised would be an understatement," he said, "yeah, it sucks to go home so early but whatever, I’ve got things I can do to pass the time. I’ll no doubt be cheering for the Parrots, aside from Bitchley as Ry so nicely calls her,” he scoffed, “also him and The Baroness. They were kind enough not to drench me in paint.” He lifted up an arm from his lap and a few drops of the paint splattered on to the ground. “I was framed and Ashley is bound to gloat about it when I’m the heck outta here. She’s probably gonna go after the rest of the team too. Who would’ve guessed huh? I’d actually be here but then get stuck with the worst team mate.” A defeated laugh escaped him, “I’m actually gonna miss the people who were nice from the team, Gaile, Dakota and … Jill.” With a final shake of his head he picked himself up and reached for the door, “who knows if I’ll really be back.” The door swung closed behind him with a bang, the handle freshly covered in red paint.

Trivia

 * Ashley was the first character to have used the confessional in Total Drama Colors.
 * She is also both the first female and the first member of the Parrots to have used the Confessional.
 * Dennis was the first male and the first Panda to have used the Confessional in Total Drama Colors
 * White Elephant Part 1 currently has the most confessionals made, at a whopping 18.
 * Red Alert Part 1 currently has the least, at a measly 2.
 * Currently The Baroness, Jill, and Arizona have all damaged the Confessional
 * Arizona accidentally stabbed her cane through the wall after White Elephant Part 2.
 * The Baroness punched a dent into it after Message Received, Red Alert Part 3.
 * Jillian also punched a hole into it after Message Received, Red Alert Part 3.
 * The Polar Bears were the first to have their entire team use the confessional
 * The Baroness was the first person to have the majority of their confessional completely censored out.
 * After the first episode, the Penguins had used the confessional the most, with 12 confessionals in total.
 * As of the most recent episode, the Pandas have used the confessional the most, with a total of 17 confessionals.
 * Bailey's confessional in Out of The Blue Part 1 is technically the first confessional of the season to feature more than one person, albeit, Selene being off screen for it.